April222014
lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via tyleroakley)

7PM

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

(Source: jay-ackles, via tyleroakley)

7PM
gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

(Source: wildsofpennsylvania, via notpano)

April212014

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via theyearofbecoming)

9AM

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via theyearofbecoming)

9AM
lostide:

FUCK MEE

lostide:

FUCK MEE

(Source: nude-artist, via my-little-cuteboy)

8AM

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via rj4gui4r)

8AM

ryanvallejo:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sugarysymbiote:

butchinthesouth:

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

Omg. Morning made.

This is the cutest thing ever

THATS FUCKING GENIUS I CANT

harold stop pissing everywhere god damn

(Source: moriahsherie, via rj4gui4r)

April202014
sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

(Source: ninjakato, via collin-mccarty)

2PM

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via notpano)

2PM

letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

image

(via tyleroakley)

10AM
gay-men:

Flawless logic.

gay-men:

Flawless logic.

(via rj4gui4r)

April192014
unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 

unclefather:

he’s flat lining!! 

(Source: chickenheadjuice, via notpano)

April162014

actuallyabrokenrecord:

I’m sorry I’m not good enough.

2PM
Lil bitch be thursty

Lil bitch be thursty

(Source: thegirlisbad, via theyearofbecoming)

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